Even though Poo-Pourri Spray looks all pink and flowery like it’s for girls, we should all remember that girls do not actually poop. If you happened to know someone who DOES poop, though, this would be a fun gift. It would definitely be handy in a shared bathroom situation.

Instead of spraying it to cover up the icky smells, you spray the water with Poo-Pourri before the smells happen. Yeah, it’s a little gross to explain, but the effect is decidedly un-gross.

If I had more of a tan, I’d definitely buy this Floral Ruffle Top.  It’s soft and romantic, plus very well-cut.  The problem I usually have with shirts like this one is that they tend to be too billowy or maternity-top looking…or just too trashy.  This one is the perfect compromise between the two, and it would make a great date top.  Just pair it with some cute jeans and maybe some ballet flats or heels and you’ve got an outfit that’s appealing to the male eye, but comfortable enough that you can have a great time.

Oh, and it’s just $23.

I’ll warn you right now, this post is going to be a little bit nerdy and kind of disgusting.  I came across this Sterling Silver Claddagh Spinner Ring today, and it induced an internet meme flashback moment of the worst kind.  When I saw this ring (and I know I can’t be the only one to think this), it immediately reminded me of the Goatse guy.

Some of you may be new to the Internet.  The word “Goatse” may not cause you to shake and break out in a cold sweat.  I can fix that.    If you’re over 18 and have a strong stomach (don’t say I didn’t warn you) do a Google Images Search for the word “goatse”.   If you don’t want to do that, just imagine a Rickroll, then take away the music, add an up-close look into a grown man’s rectal cavity, and you have it.

A few years ago, someone came out with a less graphic logo designed to evoke memories of that fateful photograph.  This is what they came up with:

Today, Overstock and some random jewelry designers want to make sure that you can enjoy the memories in jewelry form, too.  In addition to the ring below, they have a number of necklaces, earrings, and bracelets that aren’t quite as similar.  This one can be yours for less than $30.  Now that’s a deal that won’t make you feel like you’re taking it up the…

It’s just not reasonable to think that a person should sit at a desk for 40+ hours each week and do nothing but work. You have to play around a bit if you want to be productive. That’s why this Random Dawdle Mousepad is so incredibly awesome.

When you need a break, you can just push the mouse aside and play some tic-tac-toe or scribble down the URL of the stupid website you came across, etc. When you’re done, just pull off the top sheet and move on to the next one.

As long as I’m t-shirt shopping, why not check out a few more. This More Trees Please t-shirt is pretty cute, too, and surprisingly cheap for being printed on organic cotton. It’s rare to get ANY t-shirt for $12 these days, much less a t-shirt that you can feel good about. This shirt (like most of the shirts over at Customized Girl) is printed on a Bella plain t-shirt, which is nice because theirs tend to be a bit longer than the usual American Apparel shirts that most sites carry.

Since I’m lucky enough to wear jeans and t-shirts to work, I’ve been looking around for some good t-shirts. This Employee of the Month t-shirt is kind of cute. I’m a big fan of brown shirts these days, as they don’t get as grungy looking as black or white shirts, and they don’t make you look like a 12-year-old the way a lot of brightly colored t-shirts do.

I spent part of last weekend helping my baby sister shop for bridesmaid dresses and a wedding dress.  Super fun, right?  Except for the fact that this is the Midwest, where we’re just now starting to see days that break the 65 degree mark.  Long hours of work and cold weather don’t make for the most pleasant apparel-shopping experience, ya know?  Not that I have much room to complain, but a little firming wouldn’t hurt.

Since I love to turn every shopping experience into a post here, I figured I’d gather my list of workout DVD finalists here for everyone else to enjoy and comment on…

Bellydance Fitness for Beginners - Arms, Abs, Hips, Buns& Thighs
Price: $13.19

For some unknown reason, bellydancing workout DVDs have always had a certain appeal to me.  Actually, I shouldn’t say unknown - I like that bellydancing doesn’t seem even a little bit like a workout, despite the fact that I know it’s actually pretty strenuous.  And of course, men love it.

The Lotte Berk Method for Beginners - Hip Hugger Abs (DVD)
Price: $10.53

Lotte Berk was a dancer until a car accident left her badly injured.  She bounced back and developed an awesome figure that most of us always-able-bodied ladies would kill for.  If these methods work for someone’s who’s been incapacitated by an accident, they might actually stand a chance of working on a desk worker like myself.

Body and Soul Fitness - Daily Exercise Routine (DVD)
Price: $7.91
I’m not sure that I believe this DVD’s claim of just 15 minutes a day, but I like the sound of it.  Of course, I’d be happy if I could just bend myself like the girl on the cover.

Express Workout Belly, Butt and Thighs DVD
Price: $15.0

I know it’s not cool to like pink anymore, but I can’t help myself.  I’m drawn to this one for the bright colors.

Ultimate Fat Burning Cardio DVD
Price: $15.0

It’s not just any fat burning cardio DVD, it’s THE ULTIMATE FAT BURNING CARDIO DVD.  Isn’t that enough?

Dancers Body Workout DVD
Price: $20.0

Honestly, have you ever met a woman who DIDN’T want a dancer’s body?  If someone tells you otherwise, she’s probably lying.

Pilates BodyBand and DVD Set
Price: $30.0

This one comes with props.  I love anything that comes with bonus stuff.  Pilates is a lot harder than it looks, though.

Paula Abdul’s Get Up and Dance! (DVD)
Price: $9.92
Back in the day when exercise DVDs came on VHS, Ms. Paula Abdul made an exercise tape that would stand the test of time.  If you’re looking for an 80s flashback with your workout, this is definitely the DVD to get.  I remember doing this tape in my pajamas at slumber parties, but alas, I don’t have my own copy…yet.

If you want to draw men to your place for something other than a roll in the hay, there’s little comparison to having a good dartboard. Personally, I prefer an electronic model like the Arachnid Dartronic 300 Electronic Dart Board, because if you’re playing darts, someone’s going to be drinking. It’s best to let the computer keep score. This one also has a “heckler feature” to make fun of anyone whose game isn’t quite worthy.

Of course, if you want something a little more authentic, you’ll have to spend a little more. This Las Vegas Cabinet Set Dart Board is around $140 and lets you play with real dart. The fact that it’s in a cabinet also means you’re less likely to kill your walls as the night wears on and your accuracy goes through the floor.

The only real downside to having a dartboard around is that it may be tough to get rid of people once you’re ready to single out one particular fella. Even still, you’ll have a better chance of getting rid of them than if you had a pool table.

I used to have a Snoopy Snow Cone Maker, but as cute as it was, it kind of sucked. You had to work your tail off to get the ice to shred, and by the time you had a decent amount, the stuff at the bottom was half melted. Then, you’d add the syrup and what hadn’t melted before would be melted from the temperature of the syrup.

It was a great lesson in “cute isn’t ALWAYS better”. This Snow Cone Maker, on the other hand, looks like it’s built to work. Just look at that huge pile of glorious shaved ice. It may not be warm yet, but I can eat like it is.

At $39.95, this Snow Cone Maker Kit comes with 24 snow cone cups, a 16 ounce dispenser bottle and two, 2 ounce packages of cherry and blue raspberry flavoring.

Clocks that project the time onto your wall are ceiling are definitely cool, but it’s kind of hard to justify the upgrade if that’s all you’re going to get out of it.  I was excited to see that Homedics has come up with a projection clock that also plays a variety of nature sounds to help you sleep (or wake up).

You can get the HoMedics SoundSpa Clock Radio With Time Projection for a mere $30, which really isn’t that bad at all.  If you don’t think the projection feature is anything special, consider this scenario - It’s the middle of the night and you just woke up from a sound sleep.

Previously, you would have had to sit up to check the time.  Since it’s now projected onto the ceiling, you can just crack open an eyeball and it’s right in front of your face.  Noting the fact that your alarm won’t go off for another 3 hours, you can simply close the eye and fall back asleep, never having moved enough to disrupt your tired state.

I don’t know about you, but I’d definitely pay $30 for that convenience.