Dear ThinkGeek,

I’ve decided that we should go steady. I’ve toyed around with other geek websites, but it’s very clear that you’re the one for me. To show you just how much you mean to me, I’ve shamelessly modified a poem just for you…

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways…

Ahh, screw this. If I were a poet, I wouldn’t be shopping at ThinkGeek. I’m not sure what I’d be doing exactly - maybe sitting in coffee shops with a Moleskine while trying to look mournful and wise at the same time?

Instead, I’m hanging out at home browsing your Flux Capacitor replicas, your extreme caffeine products, and your hilarious geek t-shirts.

Any chance you could sell me a social life, too?

Click here to visit my beloved ThinkGeek…

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