Even though I like to keep things pretty casual, I still like to know that my t-shirts and jeans are planted firmly on the “girly” side of things.  This Dandelion Birds Tee is a perfect example - the flower giving way to birds is both pretty and very appropriate as we’re going through a beautiful spring right now.  It would be great with a pair of yoga pants or shorts for an active day, or paired with cute boot-cut jeans for hanging out around the house.

What do you think?  Would you wear it?

Dandelion Birds Tee
Price: $24.5
Dandelion birds graphic.

If you know any monkey fans, this monkey tshirt would be a cute addition to their wardrobe.  It’s cut for women, but it’s extra long to avoid those embarrassing moments when you bend over or lean forward and end up showing your butt to the world.

You can get the Monkey Tee at Delia’s by clicking the picture below.  Be sure to order a size bigger than usual, as their stuff usually runs a little on the small side AND it’s a cotton shirt…so you know how that goes.

Monkey Tee
Price: $14.99
Monkey graphic. Cotton T-shirt. Red. XS-XL. 27″ long. USA.

I’m sure Samwell’s “lawyers” are going to come back around here to yell at me for yet another product I didn’t create or distribute, but I’m not that concerned (see my What What Hat post for details).  This “What What in the Butt Shirt” is funny.  If you wear this, you will have the power to force the people you see to remember the song and then walk around with it stuck in their heads all day.   How cool is that?  Granted, it may work better with a young crowd than it would at the local retirement home…

You can get the What What in the Butt T-Shirt here.

Although Delia’s is calling this shirt the “Twilight Tee“, it’s quite obviously a tribute to Van Gogh’s Starry Night - and a gorgeous one, at that.  I’m lucky enough to get to wear whatever I want for work, so this is definitely going on my Christmas list.  I can only imagine what a great conversation piece this shirt will be, too - the allover print makes it pretty stunning.

You can get the Starry Night Tshirt here.

Twilight Tee
Price: $24.5
Van Gogh “Starry Night” painting graphic.

I wasn’t actually aware of the fact that unicorns fart, but apparently, they do.  This shirt makes it quite clear that unicorns not only fart, they fart magic.  I’m not sure I buy it.

If you do, though, and you want the whole world to know, you can get the unicorn fart shirt here in male or female sizes.

If you saw the episode of The Office where Jim and Pam finally got married, then you know the powers of the 3 Wolves Howling at the Moon Tshirt.  If you haven’t seen it…well, just know that you probably can’t handle this tshirt.

And another thing - how funny is it that something (like the 3 Wolf Moon shirt) can be the subject of ridicule for decades - the stuff of cheap roadside flea markets - and suddenly appear on a show like The Office and become cool overnight?  Something to think about…

You can buy the 3 Wolf Moon Shirt here in male or female styles.

I’ve always loved movie t-shirts, but it’s even better when a good movie t-shirt manages to tie in with something very real and equally scary - as is the case with this Skynet T-Shirt, conveniently designed to mimic the Google logo.  Is the Google-bot going to come after me for writing this post?  Let’s hope not.

You can buy this Skynet T-Shirt here.  It comes in men’s and women’s styles.

I’m kind of on a t-shirt kick today, so I figured I’d post this one while I was at it.  I love the sentiment behind this Suits Suck tshirt.  In college I totally assumed I’d end up in a suits-only career, but I’ve been pleasantly surprised by where life has taken me.

The Suits Suck shirt is a great way to say “Up Yours” to the traditional 9-to-5.

I think my favorite thing about Busted Tees is that they don’t automatically assume that some shirts shouldn’t be made for women, too.  You can get any design for men or women.  That means that if you’re a female Battlestar Galactica fan, you can get your hands one one of these cool What the Frak T-Shirts.

As to whether you’ll be able to get away with wearing it to school or work…who knows.  But a What the Frak shirt seems infinitely less offensive (to me,  anyway) than seeing Carol in accounting’s ample bosom overflowing from those awful shirts she’s been wearing ever since her divorce…

This Hungry, Hungry Hippo T-Shirt reminds me of chasing marbles under couches and giving my mom a headache.  To find out now that he was never really that hungry hungry - well that’s just not right.

If you want to disturb random strangers on the street, you can get this shirt here for $20.