Sometimes, it’s hard to find the bag guys.  So many of them know exactly what to say and how to act to blend in with the good guys, forcing you to wait months or even years before you discover the truth (most likely when you’re sick and in bed and they decide to go out and sleep with your best friend instead of nursing your cold).

Other times, the jerks make it very easy to distinguish them from the crowd.  The Sex In Progress Lamp Light is one excellent way for them to do that.  If you find yourself in the apartment of a man with a Sex In Progress Lamp Light on his nightstand, run - don’t walk - to the nearest door, window, or laundry chute.  Thank him on the way out, though - he saved you a lot of time.

Sex In Progress Lamp Light
Price: $14.95

There are moments in life when you see a product so ingenious that you can’t help but feel insanely jealous at the fact that you didn’t think of it first.  The moment that I happened upon Extra Nipples was not one of those moments.

Despite the fact that the site selling it offers an explanation as to why you might want “Extra Nipples”, I’m not sold.  Great for nursing mothers or new dads?  Somehow I doubt it.  Given the irritability levels of all the new, sleep-deprived nursing mothers that I’ve known, it sounds more like a good way for a new dad to get socked in the face.

Great.  I had to create an entirely new category for this “Extra Nipple” nonsense.