I don’t know if it’s the fact that this t-shirt is green, or the fact that it has shiny lettering that makes me like it, but I’ll definitely be ordering this cute poly/cotton t-shirt as soon as I can figure out what else I can order to bring it up to $75 for free shipping.

I have an unnatural aversion to paying for shipping, and I don’t consider it at all strange that I would order another $55 of merchandise to avoid having to pay for it.  That’s just how I operate.   Especially when it comes to clothing stores, since you always need clothing - right?

Anyway, back to the focus here.  If you want to pick up your own GREEN IS THE NEW BLACK t-shirt, it’s $19.50 over at Alloy.  Yes, Alloy is usually considered to be a high school kid’s store, but this is the internet and no one has to know if you don’t tell them :)